"I am now a die-hard fan of zymetrical! This is my second order, the first was a small order and was received quickly and of expected quality. This second order was larger, shipped the same day, and is exactly what I needed - at great prices! Thanks so much Zymetrical!"

"great site. great prices. would recomend to my friends and family."

"Zymetrical advertises exactly what they ship--and it's faster than I expect! Great service and company!"

"Zymetrical had exactly what I was looking for. The items I purchased worked perfectly and made everyone involved with them very happy. Zymetrical web site was very easy to use and even gave me ideas for next time. The items were shipped quickly and arrived at my home efficiently. Acctually quicker than I imagined using ground shipping. Thankyou Zymetrical, I'll be using your company again and again."

"Received exactly what I ordered and it looked just as depicted in the photo on the website. Product and shipping costs were reasonable. No problems at all. Completely happy with experience."

"I love the Zymetrical website! Great gag gifts, party favors and generally extremely inexpensive. Good customer service, as well."

"Cute gifts - took just over a week to arrive, and everything came as expected. This website is a hidden gem! Great prices, great shipping rates. Will recommend to others. "

"Great site! Very informative. We definitly use again!!AAAAA+++"

"I ordered cigarette loads from zymetrical. They had wonderful prices, and the shipping was very cheap. My order was shipped and arrived quickly. I was very happy with the entire process. I will order from them again. I recommend Zymetrical for all your prankster needs. They have everything you can think of. I love this site."

"I own and operate a small Joke Shop on the Oregon Coast. I first began ordering cigarette loads from Zymetrical Discount Novelties about 5 years ago, and I have to say that the quality of customer service, shipping and variety of items they offer just keep on getting better and better! I enjoy browsing their updated website for new and improved pranks, and I know I can also always find the old classics gags that my customers are looking for. These days it's more than just the cigarette loads I'll be ordering! Keep up the good work!!!

Monkey Business Joke Shop"

"Order was shipped promptly, informed of order progress. Arrived in excellent condition. I got exactly what I ordered... always enjoying shopping at Zymetrical and seeing their new products."

"Very fast, easy transaction! Really funny stuff - can't wait to use some of the items as gag gifts! I will definitely visit your site again and again!

John"

"A pleasant shopping experience. The website is laid out nicely and easy to navigate. The staff answered my questions right away and the order shipped the same day. A nice collection of unusual items."

"I was happy to find the items I needed at a cost that was great. We were looking for a prize to give our kids at school for a job well done raising money for our school's walk a thon. Our theme was "shake your groove thing" and the inflatable guitars were perfect
Thanks"

"The shopping experience at Zymetrical couldn't have been easier or more trouble-free. Easy to navigate web site, multiple offerings from which to choose, reasonable prices and fast delivery. Plus, check out was a breeze.
And, everyone in the family thinks the fake dog poop items are hilarious. . . except for Marty the Dog. He keeps looking for the other dog. "