"DEAR POSSIBLE CUSTOMERS! WHEN YOU DECIDE TO GO TO A WALMART, BE SURE THAT YOU INVESTIGATE THEIR FLOORS FIRST BEFORE SHOPPING BECAUSE IF YOU SLIP AND FALL IN ONE OF THEIR STORES, THEY WILL NOT WANT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT. THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT SINCE THEY DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE PUDDLE THAT THEY WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO COMPENSATE YOU FOR YOUR PAIN AND SUFFERING AND INCONVENIENCE. PLEASE USE YOUR MONEY AND TIME AT YOUR LOCAL HEB OR TARGET STORES INSTEAD.
WALMART HAS NO PROBLEMS TAKING YOUR MONEY FOR THEIR PRODUCTS BUT DOESNT CARE IF YOU HURT YOURSELF IN ONE OF THEIR STORES.
WALMART I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY THAT YOU ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE FILING A BANKRUPTCY AND GOING OUT OF BUSINESS."